Melvin The Merchant

Melvin McFingie is one of the most funniest and dumbest characters on Life 4 Hiamecola. He first appears as an annoying salesman at a crappy stand with overpriced guns and gum that no one likes and no costumers, but is later a big ladys man with an entire store franchise, even though he is still mainly seen at the crappy stand. His most noticable feature is his blue spiderman boxing gloves.

Bio
He grew up in Fingland (location unknown), with his dad the Mayor, and the rest of his family. Fingland is about as big as Palmer, but has over 3,000,000,000. Everyone is so crowded together, that 1/3 of the population swim and trade off going on land with their friends/family. There is one major genetic trademark all Fingish people have, no fingers (or in Fingish "Fingies"). They all wair boxing gloves over their arm nub. There is only one clothing store on Fingland, Albacrombie and Finch, so everyone there wairs clothes from there. Melvin worked there for most of his life trying to get enough money to move to the states, taking him about 10 years to do (because he earned 1 Foing a day, wich is equil to 1 penny, and he wanted a row boat worth over 3650). He left with a big good bye party and set sail eventually crashing in Alaska with no money. He became a pro. wreseler as Melvin "No Fingie" McFingie, and earned enough money to buy surgery to have Fingies. He had the Fingies for about a year, untill he lost them in a dumb bar bet with another Fingish guy, who looks exactlly like his brother strangly enough. A few years later he met Anti and later Hia and Mecola. Then a few more years later he met his wife, Pop star Katey Perry.

Apearance
He wairs a orange Albacrambi & Finch shirt (like everyone from Fingland), and no hand covered by his signature blue spiderman boxing gloves.